Permission to archive at the ftp site, fkfanfic.com, and fkfanfic2 Author's note: Several months before War 11 was announced, I had an idea that I thought would be perfect for a fanfic war. Then War 11's premise was announced and I realized that it would have to wait. Rather than wait 'til the next war, I figured I should introduce it now. --------------------------------------- Title: Aftermath (01/01) By Emma Lighton They were all gone. Vachon looked around the church with a relieved sigh as the last of the motorcycles roared off into the distance. While he did miss them, he didn't miss the chaos that came with their arrival. If only the the Vaqueras would show up when there wasn't a war going on, he'd have more time to hang out with them. He inhaled deeply, enjoying the scent of peace and quiet. Or possibly a pine cleaner, he wasn't sure. He looked around the overly clean church with a sorrowful look. It just wasn't the same without the cobwebs, dust, and wax drippings. That reminded him, he really should replace some of the candles. He made his way to the storage closets, now neatly organized and labeled, and pulled open the one marked 'Bibles-cottonballs.' As he reached to pick up a box of candles, something on the floor caught his eye. Vachon knelt beside it for a better look. He couldn't recall the last time he saw a piece of heavy artillery, but here was one sitting in his humble abode. With a shrug, he pulled it out for a closer look. It was smaller than any he remembered seeing before. Kinda cute, really. On the side he found the letters FK engraved in the metal. It had two large wheels and what appeared to be a hitch on the back. Looking back in the closet, Vachon failed to see any sign of ammo for it. "I always wondered what would happen if you fired an unloaded one." He muttered at the world in general. Errand forgotten, he dragged the his new toy back to the church's main room and hunted up some matches. He aimed it carefully at his least favorite window, lit the fuse, and silently hoped that being immortal was enough protection. When the fuse reached the base, there was a large flash of bright light and what seemed to be an annoyed voice. "The church was never this clean." The voice declared. When he could see again, Vachon picked himself off the floor and looked around. He blinked a couple of times, shook his head, and looked again. The cobwebs, the dust, the drippings, they were all back where they belonged. "A canon cannon." He grinned. This could be a lot of fun. The End -- elighton@bestweb.net Vaquera * DPheretic * T+Vpack * FKMac-er Head mouse clicker Survivor of Wars 9+10 "Ecce Macdonaldus Senex, qui fundum habet. E-I-E-I-O."-Grunt http://members.tripod.com/~lostshadows/main.html